Nikki asked me to post this. I'm not sure if it was because she thought it was so hilarious that I had to immediately share it with the whole world or if she just wanted you all to suffer from my crap jokes as much as she does...
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Answer
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10 comments:
Maybe it's b/c I'm faux blond and the chemicals got to my head, but . . . I don't get it. . . ?
Could be, or it could be that I was drunk when I recorded the answer.
I don't get it either, but that's possibly because my sound card doesn't work - is it a purely aural joke?
Yeah. I would have embedded the mp3, but at 2 o'clock in the morning with a few pints of avalanche amber in you it's fairly hard to figure out how to do that.
I think the reason people aren't getting it is:
a. Because dung isn't brown.
or
b. Because the 'joke' sullies the the good name of crap!
Now...
What's pink and hangs out your Y-fronts, now there's a joke.
Okay, so it is poo. This is what I originally thought, but how does poo sound like a bell?
I'm so confused. . .
Alex - please don't say "camel toe". . . . . .
Good joke Alex, the answer being "Your wife" (In Iain's case at least!)
Jen - dung is like the noise a bell makes. Like ding dong - dung. Maybe you have to be Scottish to get that!
Iain says "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?"
My joke for tonight is: "How do you catch a rabbit?"
I don't know - How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide behind a bush and make a noise like a lettuce.
This joke was from Jackie magazine when I was about twelve.
And still a classic 9 years later.
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