Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Liars!

New my ass, Subway! I don't remember off the top of my head exactly what day God created fruit, but I know that's an apple and I remember it playing a pretty big part in the whole Garden of Eden story, which makes apples "Old".

Don't try to pass them off on me like you just invented them.

6 comments:

Jen said...

I'm back. And, hopefully, without modem problems no more . . . *sigh*

To summarize all that I've missed here:

- Glad to see that you enjoyed Children of Men, 'cos I was sorrily disappointed to read Alex's review of it. I really wanted to see the movie and then thought, "hm. Maybe not as Alex thought it was awful. That's a bummer." But now, I'm back in the game again . . .

- Baseball is boring. BORING! ! ! I do love the mudbugs with a frosty cold brew though. I wish I had an Ian (& a Nikki) up here to imbibe in such things.

- Subway. . . Ummm . . . What? What!

Ian said...

Do they even sell crawfish in Dallas/Fort Worth? It seems a bit too bayou-ey a food for the snobby cow eaters up there.

Jen said...

They do like their steaks here for serious! That is a very good question. . . Ah. Yes, come to think of it, we have a Cajun place up the road called "Razzoo's" - nothing like H-town though. The one night I went with Thomas, they were out of mudbugs. . .

My sister and her husband were going to come for a visit at the end of this month and they're vegans. Vegans. In a snobby cow eating town. Vegans. Where do you even begin to find a cafe like that here in Cow Town? Turns out they can no longer visit, but my quest surely continues.

Ian said...

Razzoo's is a chain I think. We have some here too. Never been there, but I bet it's no Big Woodrows.

Vegan food can be found all over, just ask them to leave the bacon bits off your baked potato.

alex said...

Ah but what can you have on your baked spud...

Butter... No... Made from cows

Cheese... No... Ditto

Mayo... No... Egg!

Tuna... No... Food with a face therefore not allowed!

Veganism is hard. Wearing wheat sandals all the time is a bitch!

Ian said...

Oh. Yeah.